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flatbear:

BOY HAVE YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
Mighty Avengers was an Avengers Title that came out of Civil War. Originally led by Ms Marvel and featuring Wasp, Wonderman (BOOO HISS BOOO), and Sentry (and others), they were meant to be the shining example of a post-initiative superhero team.
BUT THAT’S NOT THE MIGHTY AVENGERS I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT TODAY.
During Dark Reign (post Civil War - Norman Osborn has cockslapped the world into thinking he’s a good guy, and his band of Avengers are secretly bad-guys pretending to be the real deal. Don’t ask. Just remember Marvel Is A Universe Where Hulk Wears Banner’s Pants. Things don’t have to make sense) the Mighty Avengers team was remade with a group of misfits, and led by Hank Pym, in order to raise his popularity as a character. They did this by having him wear tuxedo tails and re-name himself after his dead wife. Way to go, Marvel.
The team featured…
Hank Pym! - Former Ant Man, currently ‘honoring’ his dead wife by using her name! And he has totes adorbs itty bitty wings! And he might be fucking a robot. And later, a tiger lady. Goddamnit Pym you don’t make it easy to like you.
Amadeus Cho! - Boy genius, sadly currently missing from Marvel SERIOUSLY GUYS BRING CHO AND HIS GOD-STICK BACK.
Hercules! - Is there a reason why a greek god constantly hangs out with a small boy? Getting a real Spartan feeling about this, guys. Also, he fucked Northstar. High five, Herc.
Cassie Lang! - I hate Cassie Lang.
Jacosta! - Hank Pym’s Robot Assistant! What’s that? She was designed to look like and was installed with the personality of Hank’s dead wife? Noo that’s not creepy at all…
Loki! - Still A Chick! Spends most of his time pretending to be Scarlet Witch! Kisses Hawkeye! IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE MOVIE.
Quicksilver! - Father issues! Mommy issues! Sister issues! Inferiority complex! Spandex jammies!
U.S. Agent! - Not really an interesting character, aside from his tendancy to punch a lot, until he lost various parts of his body and is now the warden of The Raft. Sorry, truth hurts.
Edwin Jarvis! Human precursor to Paul Bettany’s sexy disembodied voice! Bringer of tea cakes and EVERYONE’S FAVORITE AVENGERS.
And Vision! - Former husband of Scarlet Witch! Totally a Robot! Wait, a robot in a Hank Pym comic? RUN. RUN VISION. PRESERVE YOUR VIRGINITY. (EDIT: I have been corrected. It was not original Vision in this series, it was Young Avengers Vision. Sorry for the confusion! (said no one at Marvel ever))
And of course Hawkeye showed up for a few issues, which is how I got into the book.
It was good. It was really, really good. It was a fun and interesting book that operated outside of the major on-goings in the rest of the Marvel universe, and books like that are always really solid. Hank was written really well - you got the distinct feeling that he was sick of his place in the Marvel U, and no longer gave a single fuck.
It was smart, funny, interesting, and weird. It delt with a lot of Marvel Mythology, and a lot of theoretical phsyics. I’m not kidding when I say it was a smart book - it was brilliant.
Some highlights!

Amadeus Cho is the fanboy inside of us all, and Hank Pym acheives my girlfriend’s life goal of owning a dog-sized elephant.

Loki ticks off another square on his ‘One Day I want To Be All The Ladies’ bingo card.

The best part of the entire series. Hank Pym - Sasserer Supreme.

Clint Barton continues his mission to stick his dick in every character in the Marvel Universe.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. LET’S GET THOSE TROOPS HOME.

And Iron Man says what we were all thinking. Let’s be honest.
Check this book out. It was so good. It’s a great introduction to a lot of good characters, and it shows that Hank Pym is more than just a terrible mistake made decades ago by extreme writer-to-artist miscommunication.
It shows that he’s a creepy, egotistical, robot fucker as well!
Mighty Avengers was disbanded when, basically, everyone got too weirded out by Hank and his throbbing self-love man-pain. This team lasted from the beginning of Dark Reign to the start of Siege, so you don’t have much to catch up on. Like everything in Dark Reign, I miss it. I miss it every day.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN READING IT! Go to your Local Comic store and see about picking up or ordering the collected trades. Or go to ComiXology and check out the Mighty Avengers section!

I am laughing so hard my cat is looking at me in disgust.
Clint Barton continues his mission to stick his dick in every character in the Marvel Universe.
I SUPPORT THIS PLAN.

flatbear:

BOY HAVE YOU COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

Mighty Avengers was an Avengers Title that came out of Civil War. Originally led by Ms Marvel and featuring Wasp, Wonderman (BOOO HISS BOOO), and Sentry (and others), they were meant to be the shining example of a post-initiative superhero team.

BUT THAT’S NOT THE MIGHTY AVENGERS I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT TODAY.

During Dark Reign (post Civil War - Norman Osborn has cockslapped the world into thinking he’s a good guy, and his band of Avengers are secretly bad-guys pretending to be the real deal. Don’t ask. Just remember Marvel Is A Universe Where Hulk Wears Banner’s Pants. Things don’t have to make sense) the Mighty Avengers team was remade with a group of misfits, and led by Hank Pym, in order to raise his popularity as a character. They did this by having him wear tuxedo tails and re-name himself after his dead wife. Way to go, Marvel.

The team featured…

  • Hank Pym! - Former Ant Man, currently ‘honoring’ his dead wife by using her name! And he has totes adorbs itty bitty wings! And he might be fucking a robot. And later, a tiger lady. Goddamnit Pym you don’t make it easy to like you.
  • Amadeus Cho! - Boy genius, sadly currently missing from Marvel SERIOUSLY GUYS BRING CHO AND HIS GOD-STICK BACK.
  • Hercules! - Is there a reason why a greek god constantly hangs out with a small boy? Getting a real Spartan feeling about this, guys. Also, he fucked Northstar. High five, Herc.
  • Cassie Lang! - I hate Cassie Lang.
  • Jacosta! - Hank Pym’s Robot Assistant! What’s that? She was designed to look like and was installed with the personality of Hank’s dead wife? Noo that’s not creepy at all…
  • Loki! - Still A Chick! Spends most of his time pretending to be Scarlet Witch! Kisses Hawkeye! IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE MOVIE.
  • Quicksilver! - Father issues! Mommy issues! Sister issues! Inferiority complex! Spandex jammies!
  • U.S. Agent! - Not really an interesting character, aside from his tendancy to punch a lot, until he lost various parts of his body and is now the warden of The Raft. Sorry, truth hurts.
  • Edwin Jarvis! Human precursor to Paul Bettany’s sexy disembodied voice! Bringer of tea cakes and EVERYONE’S FAVORITE AVENGERS.
  • And Vision! - Former husband of Scarlet Witch! Totally a Robot! Wait, a robot in a Hank Pym comic? RUN. RUN VISION. PRESERVE YOUR VIRGINITY. (EDIT: I have been corrected. It was not original Vision in this series, it was Young Avengers Vision. Sorry for the confusion! (said no one at Marvel ever))

And of course Hawkeye showed up for a few issues, which is how I got into the book.

It was good. It was really, really good. It was a fun and interesting book that operated outside of the major on-goings in the rest of the Marvel universe, and books like that are always really solid. Hank was written really well - you got the distinct feeling that he was sick of his place in the Marvel U, and no longer gave a single fuck.

It was smart, funny, interesting, and weird. It delt with a lot of Marvel Mythology, and a lot of theoretical phsyics. I’m not kidding when I say it was a smart book - it was brilliant.

Some highlights!

Amadeus Cho is the fanboy inside of us all, and Hank Pym acheives my girlfriend’s life goal of owning a dog-sized elephant.

Loki ticks off another square on his ‘One Day I want To Be All The Ladies’ bingo card.

The best part of the entire series. Hank Pym - Sasserer Supreme.

Clint Barton continues his mission to stick his dick in every character in the Marvel Universe.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. LET’S GET THOSE TROOPS HOME.

And Iron Man says what we were all thinking. Let’s be honest.

Check this book out. It was so good. It’s a great introduction to a lot of good characters, and it shows that Hank Pym is more than just a terrible mistake made decades ago by extreme writer-to-artist miscommunication.

It shows that he’s a creepy, egotistical, robot fucker as well!

Mighty Avengers was disbanded when, basically, everyone got too weirded out by Hank and his throbbing self-love man-pain. This team lasted from the beginning of Dark Reign to the start of Siege, so you don’t have much to catch up on. Like everything in Dark Reign, I miss it. I miss it every day.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN READING IT! Go to your Local Comic store and see about picking up or ordering the collected trades. Or go to ComiXology and check out the Mighty Avengers section!


I am laughing so hard my cat is looking at me in disgust.

Clint Barton continues his mission to stick his dick in every character in the Marvel Universe.

I SUPPORT THIS PLAN.

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