What are you doing here?

Are you lost?

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I need to stop talking to things that don't talk back

Me:
TV is boring tonight.
Network Television:
Screw you.
Me:
Maybe a movie...
DVD Player:
What's this?
Me:
Yeah, this is good.
DVD Player:
WHAT IS THIS? THIS ISN'T CAPTAIN AMERICA OR AN IRON MAN MOVIE I'VE BEEN STOLEN OH GOD I'M GOING TO END UP IN A PAWN SHOP.
Me:
I watch other movies!
DVD Player:
You watch Marvel movies, and BBC's Sherlock. That's it. That's... It.
Me:
My nieces have my Pixar films...
DVD Player:
I will spit this out.
Me:
It's a damn Sherlock Holmes movie, okay, shut up and play the damn movie.
DVD Player:
Oh, well, it's still RDJ, I see. I... See.
Me:
I will take a baseball bat to you. Shut up and play the damn disc.
TV:
I'm showing Iron Man.
Me:
FX has more commercials per minute than several other channels combined. No.
DVD Player:
Anyone who buys the BBC Sherlock set after seeing this preview is going to be sorely disappointed.
Me:
JUST FAST FORWARD I HATE EVERYTHING
Cat:
I found a warm comfy place to sleep! Kind of oily, but I can deal with that.
Me:
MY POPCORN!

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  15. dragonshoardofsquee said: I read this and all I want to know is… Did your cat really climb in to sleep on your popcorn?